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If I write it down, there is a remote possibility I might actually remember what happened in my life.
I had lost Houdini during the move in February and wasn't quite sure if I wanted to take on another cat. But the kids were begging me and he did look so forlorn in his tiny cage.
The previous owner thought that he was about four years old but wasn't sure because she got him from a shelter and they weren't sure.
He lived with us since that time. He was a good cat and sometimes very weird.
Unfortunately, he was one of the collaborators who were peeing in my house during the Great Cat Crazy period and to be put in the garage. He lived here with Zeke and Cynammon until their deaths in the summer of 2008. He then moved to the barn because he was tired of raccoons coming in the cat door of the garage.
Grace, our official barn kitty, didn't take to this but he lived with her in peace.
He came up missing last Saturday during the freeze and I had been looking for him and calling trying to find both he and Grace. Grace finally showed up but no sign of Sam.
Then on Saturday, Felix was feeding the animals and found him in the barn, behind the bathroom door. He died sometime last week.
So we're down to one cat, Grace - and honestly, I think she prefers it this way.
Goodbye Samson, 2001? - 2009. I am so sorry I didn't know you were that sick.
I'm not a real panicky kind of person. I sort of stood there and thought, "Well ... now what?"
I finally went out to the kitchen where Thomas was on the computer (surprise surprise) and said "I have a Q-Tip in my ear and I think it's stuck."
Now Thomas, he IS a panicky person. His first response is "Do you want to go to emergency?"
Right. We have a tournament in Canada today, we have to leave in 20 minutes and I'll be in the bloody emergency room for 3 hours at least since I'm not bleeding out my eyeballs, for a Q-Tip. No thank you. And I don't have a regular doctor because I really don't ever get sick.
So off we went to Canada, knowing that really ... this little thing was not going anywhere since there was no where for it to go (and contrary to rumors, there is something between my ears).
I'm at the tournament, watching the kids, watching Thomas with this little nagging thing in my head knowing that a foreign object is butting up against my eardrum. Not only that, it's slightly hard to hear and I keep getting a little dizzy -- which could have been nerves watching the kids compete.
Drive home at 1 pm. Go get something to eat. Start working on other projects at the house. I still really don't want to go to any clinic. Remember this is at the height of the swine flu and every clinic is stuffed.
Sunday, still in my ear. Still can't hear.
However, I do read on the Internet (O Holy Internet - Give me an Answer) that this is rather common because as humans, we do tend to like to stick things in our orifices even if we're not supposed to.
Several people give several different options. One option is to drip hydrogen peroxide into the ear and let the bubbles bring up the Q-Tip end. Another is to do the swimmers jump (think Seinfeld episode when Kramer was jumping on the plane) and try to bounce it out. That didn't work either. The best one was the vacuum tube to the ear solution ... but just make sure you don't suck out your ear drum (does that even need to be said?). That also didn't work. Damn.
So here comes Monday now. I'm due to pick up Owen at 11:30 and I need this thing out of my ear without it taking hours in a waiting room. I go to a clinic in Smokey Point, which is in a medical building. I walk into the clinic and waiting there are about 20 people, six in masks. Phones ringing off the hook. I did an about face and walked right back into the elevator before it had time to close. I was NOT going to get sick waiting for a Q-Tip to come out of my ear.
I decided to go to my little hometown clinic in Arlington. One NP, no waiting, no issues. Walked in, filled out my paperwork (still embarrassed by this whole thing, I wrote my symptoms was an earache), and paid $39. I told her what happened, she syringed my ear with hydrogen peroxide and water and the little sucker floated to the top. Done. Finished. Painless. And I didn't catch the flu.
She did say that I had ridiculously small ear canals and how in the world did something that size get stuck in there, she'll never know.
And she reminded me of a an old saying, "Don't put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow --- or in your case, a basketball."
I'm now on the search to find an elbow-sized Q-Tip.
I am the Queen of Hearts (queen = me who is old) from Alice from the Looking Glass (or Alice in Wonderland). I was going to try to sew a costume from a pattern but Robee, Felix and I LOVE creating our own costumes and this is what I put together with hot glue, felt, a skirt and top from the thrift store. Not to mention that my sewing is shaky at best.
And no Queen of Hearts is finished without the perfect heart lipstick (which was almost impossible to get off - thank GOODNESS for Clinique's Make Up Remover).
And as usual, I was about the only adult there in full blown costume. Just my way.
Yes. I understand that this is a lot of chickens for newbies as ourselves. But I have five grandchildren and they had to have one and you have to get a twin for those so they're not alone plus my kids each got two and I did and Thomas did and Jennifer did. Somewhere that doesn't add up but you get the picture.
So we've had a lot of fun with these birds. They really do have their own personality and I've enjoyed feeding them blackberries and watching them run to me. Owen, Felix and Robee have made it a point each day to check for eggs and let the chickens out for a run in our acreage.
Since Felix does goats, Robee decided to enter three in this year's Evergreen Fair; Goldie the Gold Wynodotte. Russy the Rhode Island Red. Houdini (named after my lovely kitty) the Buff Orpinton.
Russy and Goldie came in 4th and 3rd in their class (out of 4 and 3 birds respectively). Not great.
But Houdini came in 1st in her class (out of 21 Buff Orpingtons) as well as winning Best in Breed and Best Variety.
As you can see, Robee is all smiles with his giant rosette.
And this is our prize winning bird, Houdini. She is a big, smart, wonderfully fun bird.
And she is now dead.
This past Sunday, as I was sitting outside with the goats, we believe that a coyote hunted her down and dragged her away. We found a trail of feathers leading to her death. Luckily (since Felix was with me when I discovered this horror), the critter had carried her off to dinner.
The kids were devastated. Thomas even more so since this was his special bird.
I realize we live in a wild area and we take our chances with all these animals (our kitty suddenly Cynnamon disappeared last June) and this was a huge wake-up call.
The chickens are no longer allowed out and Thomas and I are expanding the run so that they can feel a little more free than they do now. They're so offended that we are not letting them out and they cluck at me as though they were scolding. But I will not got through that again. Too heartbreaking.
So Sunday night as I put the girls to bed, I sadly counted 15 chickens.